new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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