Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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