paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
