Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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