I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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