I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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