when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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