This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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