Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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