I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have aggressive nipples.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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