I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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