Nicole vs. Life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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