Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't make out with my wife yet
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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