I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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