Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
All the doctor said was why
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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