god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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