Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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