And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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