All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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