I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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