Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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