you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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