So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
