If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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