I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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