awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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