If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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