you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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