big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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