I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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