I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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