even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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