it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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