I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
