Where did you get a picture of my penis
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Your cock deserves a montage
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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