Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Will exercising make me less horny?
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