yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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