idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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