She announced her abortion via fbk
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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