Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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