have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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