You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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