I seem to have left my pride at pride
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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