his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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