somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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