Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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