why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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