In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Couch. On fire.
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