Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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