It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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