This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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